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    Donna S’s Pick: Assume the Worst by Carl Hiaasen

    Posted May 3, 2019 by Donna, Readers' Advisor

    Image of Donna SAssume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You’ll Never Hear by Carl Hiaasen, is a humorous self-help book that is a quick read and would make a good high school or college graduation gift.

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