WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A FLEA WITH A RABBIT?
A BUGS BUNNY.

WHAT DID THE SPIDER BRIDE WEAR WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED?
A WEBBING DRESS.

KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ALASKA
ALASKA WHO?
ALASKA ‘NOTHER PERSON IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER.

KNOCK-KNOCK
COMMA
COMMA WHO?
COMMA LITTLE CLOSER AND I’LL KISS YOU.

KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
THOR
THOR WHO?
THORRY, WRONG DOOR.

KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
POLICE
POLICE WHO
PO-LICE OPEN THE DOOR.

Thanks to Mireya and Amaya for the jokes!