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Kids Jokes

Adam’s Joke

What did the pencil say to the pencil sharpener

make me look sharp

thanks for reading.

Thanks to Adam for the joke!

By lbos on May 30, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Matthew’s Joke

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restraunt?

It had a big bill.

Thanks to Matthew for the joke!

By lbos on May 28, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Sean’s Joke

Why was the duck broke?

Because he only had one bill

Thanks to Sean for the joke!

By lbos on May 26, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Anthony’s Joke

what did the wall say to the other wall

stop touching me

Thanks to Anthony for the joke!

By lbos on May 23, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Benjerman’s Joke

ben: doctor doctor I feel like a bunch of blinds

doctor: pull yourself together!

Thanks to Benjerman for the joke!

By lbos on May 21, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Santino’s Joke

what does tinker bell use to make pancakes

i dont know what

a peter pan

Thanks to Santino for the joke!

By lbos on May 19, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Angelika’s Joke

knock knock

who is there?

orange

orange who?

orange you glad it’s not banana

Thanks to Angelika for the joke!

By lbos on May 16, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Ava’s Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7, 8, 9!

Thanks to Ava for the joke!

By lbos on May 14, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Nora’s Joke

why did the roster cross the road.

I do not know.

to prove he was not a chicken.

Thanks to Nora for the joke!

By lbos on May 10, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Jon’s Joke

What flowers are on your face

two lips

Thanks to Jon for the joke!

By lbos on May 8, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized