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Kids Jokes

Billy’s Joke

What has a bed but never sleeps?

A river.

Thanks to Billy for the joke!

By lbos on August 13, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Jeswin’s Joke

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

Thanks to Jeswin for the joke!

By lbos on August 11, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Angelina’s Joke

why did the chicen cross the road

(But what’s the answer?  Please write back and tell us!)

Thanks to Angelina for the joke!

 

By lbos on August 8, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Mia’s Joke

Question: How do you make a tissue dance?

answer: You put a little boogie in it!

Thanks to Mia for the joke!

By lbos on August 6, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Riyana’s Joke

what is a word that has a lot of letters in it?

a mailbox

Thanks to Riyana for the joke!

By lbos on August 4, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Rory’s Joke

Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance

A: You put a little boogie in it

Thanks to Rory for the joke!

By lbos on August 1, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Alicia’s Joke

knok knok .

Whos there?

pizza.

pizza who?

you want a pizza me

Thanks to Alicia for the joke!

By lbos on July 30, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Cookie’s Joke

Why did mickey mouse go to space?

To see Pluto!

Thanks to Cookie for the joke!

By lbos on July 28, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Andrea’s Joke

What do the elves learn in school?

The ELFaphet

Thanks to Andrea for the joke!

By lbos on July 25, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Ciara’s Joke

honey why don’t you pick a sand wich

because it’s full of sand.

Thanks to Ciara for the joke!

By lbos on July 23, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized