How do police get rid of mousqitoes?

They call the swat team

Thanks to Riswin for the joke!

why did the chicken cross the road?

(But what’s the answer?  please write back and tell us!).

Thanks to Brian for the joke!

where do you get spiders webs?

On the web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Taffy for the joke!

Why did the tiger quit the race?
His opponent was a cheetah!

Thanks to Laura for the joke!

do you like penguins do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Thanks to Massimo for the joke!

Why was Tommys baseball wet?

He droped it in a puddle!

Thanks to Isabella for the joke!

why did the chicken cross the st?

(But what’s the answer?  please write back and tell us!)

Thanks to Sara for the joke!

how do you take an elaphant out of a lake
wet!!!!!!!

Thanks to Frida for the joke!

Q. Why did Beethoven fire his chicken.

Why?

A. because they kept on saying Bach Bach Bach.

Thanks to Sophia for the joke!

knock knock

whose there?

chicken.

chicken who?

chicken soup!

Thanks to Marin for the joke!