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Maria’s Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

FISH AND CHIPS!!

Thanks to Maria for the joke!

By lbos on February 21, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Eddie’s Joke

Man: Excuse me kind sir, but do you have the time?
Lenny: No, but I do have this great book that I checked out from the Mount Prospect Public Library!

Man: Silly Lenny!!!

Thanks to Eddie for the joke!

By lbos on February 19, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Richard’s Joke

WHY DID THE HIPPO CROSS THE ROAD 

ANSWER TO PROVE HE WAS NOT A CHICKEN

Thanks to Richard for the joke!

By lbos on February 17, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Ranya’s Joke

What is a pirates favorite country?

arrgentina!

Thanks to Ranya for the joke!

By lbos on February 14, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

New Joke

why did batman eat a bat

because hes a bat man

Thanks for the joke!

By lbos on February 12, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Bob’s Joke

Why did Batman eat bagels?

Answer:Because he’s Batman!!!

Thanks to Bob for the joke!

By lbos on November 27, 2013 Categories: Uncategorized

Indu’s Joke

How did cumber get it’s name?

Because you can eat cumber with out cooking it.

Thanks to Indu for the joke!

By lbos on November 20, 2013 Categories: Uncategorized

Indu’s Joke

What kind of drink do we drink?

\tater/

Thanks to Indu for the joke! 

By lbos on November 8, 2013 Categories: Uncategorized

Guadalupe’s Joke

do you know what a vampire does with a teacher

answer a blood test

Thanks to Guadalupe for the joke!

By lbos on November 6, 2013 Categories: Uncategorized

Indu’s Joke

why do chickens lay eggs?

becaus they like to eat eggs.

Thanks to Indu for the joke!

By lbos on October 28, 2013 Categories: Uncategorized