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Kids Jokes

Bianca’s Joke

knock knock

boo who

why are you crying

Thanks to Bianca for the joke!

By lbos on April 16, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

David’s Joke

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

I think I’m coming down with something.

Thanks to David for the joke!

By lbos on April 14, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Indu’s Joke

why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?

because it lost its petals.

Thanks to Indu for the joke!

 

By lbos on April 11, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Maya’s Joke

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show he wasn’t a chicken.

Thanks to Maya for the joke!

By lbos on April 9, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Connor’s Joke

why did the skelton not cross the road 

Because it had no guts

Thanks to Connor for the joke!

By lbos on April 2, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Jake’s Joke

Why does Shakespeare never use his cell phone?

Becuz he’s dead

Thanks to Jake for the joke!

By lbos on March 5, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Karen’s Joke

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeño business mmmmmmmhmmmm *snaps*

Thanks to Karen for the joke!

By lbos on March 3, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Julian’s Joke

A guy walks into a bar. 

Ouch.

Thanks to Julian for the joke!

By lbos on February 28, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Lilly’s Joke

What did the shy pebble wish?

That she could be a little boulder

Thanks to Lilly for the joke!

By lbos on February 26, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized

Keith’s Joke

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

Thanks to Keith for the joke!

By lbos on February 24, 2014 Categories: Uncategorized