A:OK what do you get when you cross a duck and milk?
Q: Milk and Quakers.
A: What do you call a cow that is laying down?
Q: Ground Meat.
A: What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
Q: A milk shake.
Q: Is your fridge running?
A: Well then you better go catch it!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go on the scary roller coaster?
A:  Because he didn’t have the guts to do it

Thanks to Carla for the jokes!