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Archive for December, 2012

Sara’s Chicken Joke

why did the chicken cross the st?

(But what’s the answer?  please write back and tell us!)

Thanks to Sara for the joke!

By lbos on December 26, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Frida’s Elephant Joke

how do you take an elaphant out of a lake
wet!!!!!!!

Thanks to Frida for the joke!

By lbos on December 10, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Sophia’s Joke

Q. Why did Beethoven fire his chicken.

Why?

A. because they kept on saying Bach Bach Bach.

Thanks to Sophia for the joke!

By lbos on December 6, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Marin’s Knock Knock Joke

knock knock

whose there?

chicken.

chicken who?

chicken soup!

Thanks to Marin for the joke!

By lbos on December 4, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Turkey Jokes from Chris

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed

Thanks to Chris for the jokes!

By lbos on December 3, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

What Is Your Name Joke

what is your name

lilly

spell it

l-i-l-l-y

wrong

it is spelled i-t

Thanks for the joke!

By lbos on December 2, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

A Joke from Sydney

Why was timmy’s baseball wet?

It fell in a puddle!

Thanks to Sydney for the joke!

By lbos on December 1, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized