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Archive for July, 2012

More Jokes from Susie

Knock-knock,

Who’s there?

Boo,

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock-knock,

Who’s there?

Woo!

Woo who?

Don’t get excited, it’s just a joke!

Knock-knock,

Who’s there?

Me!

Me who?

You don’t know your name?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Why did the orange juice?

He saw the apple turnover!

 

What are a kids favorite keys?

Coo-keys!!!!!

What is a kids favorite network?

Cartoon-NETWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What did the eyeball say to the other eyeball?

I’m watching you!

 

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Ketchup!

Ketchup to me and I will tell you!

 

Thanks to Susie for the jokes!

By bjones on July 27, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Why Was 6 Scared?

Why was 6 scared? *Because 7 8 9! (7 ate 9)

Thanks to Natalie for the joke!

By bjones on July 24, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

A Joke from Whitney

Q: What did the Flying Draco say to the Flying Squirrel?
A: Let’s play Fly and seek!

Thanks for the joke Whitney!

By bjones on July 20, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Jokes from Susie

why did’nt the skeleton go to the movies?

He did’nt have the gut’s for it!


why did the orange stop running down the hill?

He ran out of juice.

 

Thanks to Susie for the jokes!

By bjones on July 16, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

What Did the Scarf Say to the Hat?

WHAT DID THE SCARF SAY TO THE HAT ? YOU GO AHEAD AND I WILL HANG AROUND!

Thanks to Heather for the joke!

By bjones on July 10, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

What Did the Ghost Say to the Other Ghost?

what did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Get a life!

Thanks to Susie for the joke!

By bjones on July 9, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Knock Knock from Dev

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

Thanks to Dev for the joke!

By bjones on July 6, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Knock Knock from Lady Haha

knock knock
whos there?
you
you who?
why are you yoddeling yooooooou whoooooo

Thanks to lady haha for the joke!

By bjones on July 5, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

What is a Ghost’s Favorite Fruit?

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

Thanks to Elena for the joke!

By bjones on July 2, 2012 Categories: Uncategorized

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other SLIDE!!! (Laugh-Laugh)

Thanks to Dev for the joke!

By bjones on Categories: Uncategorized