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Archive for June, 2011

Lucas’s Joke

what do you call cheese thats not yours

Nacho cheese

Thanks to Lucas for the joke!

By MPPL on June 30, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Kaitlyn’s Joke

how do u make an eggrole???…

you push it!! hahaha

Thanks to kaitlyn :) :) :)  :P for the joke!

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Grace’s Joke

What did the leopard say in the shower?
That really hits the spot.
Why is grass dangerous?
It has blades.

Thanks to Grace for the jokes!

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A Joke from Meap 27

grace: doc my frog is sick
doc: how do you know grace?
grace : he’s green all over
doc: he should to be green
doc: most frogs are green
grace: you must cure a lot of frogs
doc: ugg

Thanks to Meap 27 for the joke!

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A Ghost Joke

Whats a ghost favorite desert?

I-scream & Boo-berry pie

Thanks for the joke!

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A Skeleton Joke

what do call a skeleton who does not come out of bed?
what
lazy bones

Thanks for the joke!

By MPPL on June 19, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

A Joke from Lucas

A pony goes to the doctor for a check up. “What’s wrong with me doc?”he asked.”I’m sorry, but your a little HORSE!”

Thanks to Lucas for the joke!

By MPPL on June 16, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Grace’s Joke

A man thought his wife was becoming deaf so he called the doctor. “My wife is becoming deaf,” the man said. The doctor replied, “Say somthing to her 50 feet away if she doesn’t hear you go 40 feet and so on.” Then the doctor hung up. The man went home and started to do the trick. He stood 50 feet away and asked his wife “what’s for dinner?” The man got no response. He walked up to 40 feet and asked the same question. No response. He did this over and over until he was right behind her. “What are we having for dinner?” The wife replied, “for the fifth time, chicken!!”

Thanks to Grace for the joke!

By MPPL on June 15, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Daniel’s Joke

What do you say if you are hungry and angry?
I am hangry!

Thanks to Daniel for the joke!

By MPPL on June 10, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

A Joke from Maddy

Where do pirates travel?

To the cARribean

Thanks to Maddy for the joke!

By MPPL on June 8, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized