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Archive for April, 2011

Mary Kate’s Joke

Q: What kind of berry is always sad?
A: A blueberry!

Thanks to Mary Kate for the joke!

By MPPL on April 6, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Claire’s Joke

How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of the car?

You put him in the front seat!

What starts with an e ends with an e and has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Thanks to Claire for the jokes!

By MPPL on Categories: Uncategorized

Jasmine’s Joke

Why did the turkey cross the road?Because his sister was going to marry a toad.

Thanks to Jasmine for the joke!

By MPPL on April 5, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized