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Archive for February, 2011

Mireya’s Joke

 

Q:WHY ARE ELEPHANTS BANNED FROM PULIC SWIMMING POOLS?
A:THEY ALWAYS LOSE THERE TRUNK.

NOCK-NOCK
WHO’S THERE?
COW GO
COW GO WHO?
NO,COW GO MOOOOOO.

Thanks to Mireya for the jokes!

By MPPL on February 3, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Eddie’s Joke

What do you get when you toast some bread, then put some cheese on it?

A: Cheese on toast.

What did the train say when the engineer blew the whistle?

A: Toot! Toot!

What did the clown say when he sat on the cactus?

A: Ouch.

Thanks to Eddie for the jokes!

By MPPL on Categories: Uncategorized