Q:WHY ARE ELEPHANTS BANNED FROM PULIC SWIMMING POOLS?
A:THEY ALWAYS LOSE THERE TRUNK.

NOCK-NOCK
WHO’S THERE?
COW GO
COW GO WHO?
NO,COW GO MOOOOOO.

Thanks to Mireya for the jokes!

What do you get when you toast some bread, then put some cheese on it?

A: Cheese on toast.

What did the train say when the engineer blew the whistle?

A: Toot! Toot!

What did the clown say when he sat on the cactus?

A: Ouch.

Thanks to Eddie for the jokes!