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Archive for February, 2011

Miguel’s Joke

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnebago?

Thanks to Miguel for the joke!

By MPPL on February 14, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Jennifer’s Joke

nock nock whos there boo? boo who? why are you crying

Thanks to Jennifer for the joke!

By MPPL on February 11, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Hellen’s Joke

what did the monkey say to the dog ? your sick dawg!

Thanks to Hellen for the joke!

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Valerie’s Joke

what did the fly say to the toad ? you got toad

Thanks to Valerie for the joke!

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Jeanne’s Joke

Knock knock, Whos there? Who,who, who, Why are you acting like an owl?

Thanks to Jeanne for the joke!

By MPPL on February 7, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Yolanda’s Joke

Mirrors can’t talk, and lucky for you they can’t laugh either!!

Thanks to Yolanda for the joke!

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A Joke from Cindy

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie!

Thanks to Cindy for the Joke!

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Anna’s Joke

why didnt the seleton cross the road?

he didnt have the guts to do it!!!!!

HAHAHAHA

Thanks to anna :) for the joke!

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A Joke from Sydney

Q. what is black and white and red all over

A. A sun burned zebra

Thanks to Sydney for the joke!

By MPPL on February 3, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Jokes from Mireya and Amaya

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A FLEA WITH A RABBIT?
A BUGS BUNNY.

WHAT DID THE SPIDER BRIDE WEAR WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED?
A WEBBING DRESS.

KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ALASKA
ALASKA WHO?
ALASKA ‘NOTHER PERSON IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER.

KNOCK-KNOCK
COMMA
COMMA WHO?
COMMA LITTLE CLOSER AND I’LL KISS YOU.

KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
THOR
THOR WHO?
THORRY, WRONG DOOR.

KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
POLICE
POLICE WHO
PO-LICE OPEN THE DOOR.

Thanks to Mireya and Amaya for the jokes!

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