“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange! Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

A:OK what do you get when you cross a duck and milk?
Q: Milk and Quakers.
A: What do you call a cow that is laying down?
Q: Ground Meat.
A: What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
Q: A milk shake.
Q: Is your fridge running?
A: Well then you better go catch it!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go on the scary roller coaster?
A:  Because he didn’t have the guts to do it

Thanks to Carla for the jokes!

Caller: Hey!
Response: Ho!
Caller: Singing HEY
Response: HO!-Ho!
Caller: Hey you only where to sing ONE HO! Who are you Santa Claus?
HHHHAAAAHHH That was funny.

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“BOO!”
“BOO-Who?”
“Oh don’t cry little baby it was only a joke.”

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Yah”
“Yahooowhoooo!”
“O.K, O.K It’s just me don’t freak out!”

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

Is your fridge running?

well then you better go catch it!

Thanks to Michael for the joke!

Q: why do pigs fly

A: because their wings come out!!!!

Thanks to Elizabeth for the joke!

Q: Why do seagulls fly out to sea and not the bay?
A: because then they would be called bagels!

Thanks to Caroline and Molly for the joke!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he was not a chicken.

Thanks to Packy for the joke!

Q:What do ghosts use in the shower?

A:shamboooo

Thanks to Mireya for the joke!