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Archive for February, 2011

Carla’s Joke

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange! Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

By MPPL on February 26, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Carla’s Joke

A:OK what do you get when you cross a duck and milk?
Q: Milk and Quakers.
A: What do you call a cow that is laying down?
Q: Ground Meat.
A: What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
Q: A milk shake.
Q: Is your fridge running?
A: Well then you better go catch it!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go on the scary roller coaster?
A:  Because he didn’t have the guts to do it

Thanks to Carla for the jokes!

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Carla’s Joke

Caller: Hey!
Response: Ho!
Caller: Singing HEY
Response: HO!-Ho!
Caller: Hey you only where to sing ONE HO! Who are you Santa Claus?
HHHHAAAAHHH That was funny.

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

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Carla’s Joke

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“BOO!”
“BOO-Who?”
“Oh don’t cry little baby it was only a joke.”

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

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Carla’s Joke

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Yah”
“Yahooowhoooo!”
“O.K, O.K It’s just me don’t freak out!”

Thanks to Carla for the joke!

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Michael’s Joke

Is your fridge running?

well then you better go catch it!

Thanks to Michael for the joke!

By MPPL on February 24, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Elizabeth’s Joke

Q: why do pigs fly

A: because their wings come out!!!!

Thanks to Elizabeth for the joke!

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A Joke from Caroline & Molly

Q: Why do seagulls fly out to sea and not the bay?
A: because then they would be called bagels!

Thanks to Caroline and Molly for the joke!

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A Joke from Packy

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he was not a chicken.

Thanks to Packy for the joke!

By MPPL on February 21, 2011 Categories: Uncategorized

Mireya’s Joke

Q:What do ghosts use in the shower?

A:shamboooo

Thanks to Mireya for the joke!

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