So what did the orange say to the taco?
the orange say mom and the taco said i am no you’re mom i am a taco.

Thanks to Jazmin for the joke!

Imagine your on a sinking boat with sharks all around you.
how do you survive?

stop imagining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock
who’s there
who
who who
are you an owl?

Thanks to Michael for the jokes!

WHY DID THE DOG CROSS THE ROAD?
A:TO GET TO THE BARKING LOT

Thanks to Mireya for the Joke!

what did Santa say to your hair
a:you  where very nauty

Thanks to Ahniya for the joke!

Why did the potato go to France?
He wanted to become a french fry

Merci to Dominique for the joke!

what did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Answer:Do you believe in people?

Thanks to Tracy for the joke!

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER EATS COOKIES?A COOKIE MONSTER

Thanks to Mireya for the joke!