Who is the father and mother of a monster?
It is mummy for the mother and zombie for the father!

Thanks to Niraj for the joke!

why did the fish cross the road

it didnt

Thanks to Josh for the joke!

why did the teacher say i stand corrected?
because she stood up and her name was corrected!

Thanks to Bobjoe for the joke!

John Cena: U cant c me
Bob: Yeah i can
John Cena: Dude, it’s my signature move
Bob: oh that makes sense
John Cena: U cant c me my time is now
Bob: Yeah i can and yeah hope you win that match
John Cena: You could use an attitaude adjustment!
Bob: That’s what my mom says.
John Cena: That’s my finisher!
Bob: Hurtful.
John Cena: Nevermind, lets go get some punch
Bob: What did i ever do to u?
John Cena: Ugh.

Thanks to John Cena Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for the joke!

why was bill bob bobcho scared too go to work?
he might get fired and he had no extinguiser!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Thanks to Powercakecup for the joke!

why was the fish scared of his bowl?
because he thought he had to bowl and the ball was WAY too big for him!!!

Thanks to Fishbowl for the joke!

Why was the boy scared to go up to his room?
Cause he thought his parents told him to go to his BOOm and he was very scared of ghosts!

Thanks to Jennsterific for the joke!