Q: what is a burps favorite color

A: burple

Thanks to Grace for the joke!

Teacher: Mia, what is the formula for water?
Mia: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher:
What?

Mia: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Thanks to Natasha for the Joke!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who Who.

I didn’t know you were an
owl!

Thanks to Sarah for the Joke!

Claire did i invite you to my bbq …. ummm no

then why are you all up in my grill?

Thanks to JJ for the joke!

(kid):I have to go to the bathroom.
(teacher): First you have sing your ABC’s.
(kid):A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z. I’m done.
(teacher):Where is the P?
(kid):Dripping down my leg.

Thanks to Michael for the joke!

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!
ha ha ha LOL!

Thanks to Clare for the joke!

why am i so sharp
couse i’m mac the knife

Thanks to Mac for the Joke!

What is the cats favorite button on the VCR?

The paws button.

Why was the colt laughing?

He was a little horse.

Thanks to Natalia for the Jokes!

Knock Knock
who’s there
abe
abe who
abe a time you eat you
hamburger.

Thanks to Stephanie for the Joke!

Teacher: Syd, give us a sentence beginning with “I”.
Syd: Ok. I
is…
Teacher: No Syd, always begin with “I am”.
Syd: Ok, I am the first
letter of the alphabet.

Thanks to Pooja for the joke!