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Archive for July, 2010

Grace’s Joke

Q: what is a burps favorite color

A: burple

Thanks to Grace for the joke!


By MPPL on July 28, 2010 Categories: Uncategorized

Natasha’s Joke

Teacher: Mia, what is the formula for water?
Mia: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher:
What?

Mia: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Thanks to Natasha for the Joke!

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Sarah’s Joke

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who Who.

I didn’t know you were an
owl!

Thanks to Sarah for the Joke!

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JJ’s Joke

Claire did i invite you to my bbq …. ummm no

then why are you all up in my grill?

Thanks to JJ for the joke!

By MPPL on July 19, 2010 Categories: Uncategorized

Michael’s Joke

(kid):I have to go to the bathroom.
(teacher): First you have sing your ABC’s.
(kid):A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z. I’m done.
(teacher):Where is the P?
(kid):Dripping down my leg.

Thanks to Michael for the joke!

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Clare’s Joke

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!
ha ha ha LOL!

Thanks to Clare for the joke!

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Mac’s Joke

why am i so sharp
couse i’m mac the knife

Thanks to Mac for the Joke!

By MPPL on July 7, 2010 Categories: Uncategorized

Natalia’s Joke

What is the cats favorite button on the VCR?

The paws button.

Why was the colt laughing?

He was a little horse.

Thanks to Natalia for the Jokes!

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Stephanie’s Joke

Knock Knock
who’s there
abe
abe who
abe a time you eat you
hamburger.

Thanks to Stephanie for the Joke!

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Pooja’s Joke

Teacher: Syd, give us a sentence beginning with “I”.
Syd: Ok. I
is…
Teacher: No Syd, always begin with “I am”.
Syd: Ok, I am the first
letter of the alphabet.

Thanks to Pooja for the joke!

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