why were the jam crying????
beacause they were in a
Bread.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Thanks to Rosie (and Mily) for this joke!!!!! 

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

Because they are funny!!!

Thanks to Soji for the Joke.

What is the differenc between choppped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can
chop beef but not everyone can pea soup!!!

Thanks to JBB for the Joke.

How do you make a witch feel itchy?

take away her w.

Thanks to Paul for the Joke.

What did the fish do at storytime?

He read the kids a tail!

Thanks to Marcus for the Joke.

Where did the chicken go on vacation?

Sandy Eggo.

Thanks to Julie for the Joke.

What did the tree say to the boy who was kicking its roots?

Hey! Leaf me
alone!

Thanks to Mike for the Joke.

A guy walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Thanks to John for the Joke.

Where did the ghost go to get her hair done?

The booo-ty parlor.

Thanks to Jennifer for the Joke.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie-talkie!

Thanks to Carly for the Joke.